I have worked 26 out of the last 37 hours. And by worked, I mean I sat reception and:
And I got paid to do it all!
Just when I thought work had ruined my day, a man walks past my desk with bottle of red wine under one arm, and a Mac book play Katy Perry under the other.
Then I remember why I love this place.
Dear jerks,
Using me to find out about a product, then booking it infront of me (excluding me from the sale) is a jerk move. Next time, do your own damn research!!
Sincerely yours,
Someone who wants to stay in a job
1 hour into my epic (and probably illegal) 17 hour work shift:
Customer - “Excuse me, someone has thrown up in the female bathroom”
Me - *poker face*
Customer - “Like, REALLY thrown up. Like, everywhere.”
Me - “…right ….I’ll just go deal with that then. Thanks”
This is going to be one long-ass fucking shift!
I was bored at work and looked up whether the “food coma” I have after big meals is a big thing. Apparently it is…
There you go!
I don’t FUCKING WANNA.
My feelings exactly! Christmas double shift….
The only way i’m getting through this morning shift is to blast Childish Gambino over the work PA. I’m tired and am working 13 hours with hungover people who don’t do work, so the only way I am getting through this is to blast some witty rap
You know when you see job ads and think, “That seems like my kind of job”. This job isn’t my “kind of” job, it is a job MADE for me. A paid job that combines admin, teaching, stage management and flexible hours? HELL YEAH!!! This isn’t a job, it’s my life!!
Now, I just need the HR manager to agree that I could make this job my bitch. That’s if HR managers see such things in the crude, internet-friendly manner I do. Either way, as long as I get the job
This has been sitting in my drafts folder, waiting for the day I quit this job. I worked weekends for a Real Estate firm, and handled reception and all enquiries. Over my 2+ years of working for them, I saw some hilarious names. However, I think this one takes the cake.
Ms. Cherry Wang, I salute you!
"Ultimate Enlightenment is found through me."
