“I believe the NRA has been too timid,” Mr Gingrich said. He said as president he would submit to the United Nations a treaty extending the right to bear arms to everyone on the planet.
“The Second Amendment is an amendment for all mankind,” he said.
Newt Gingrich: Hates big government, loves big America.
Newt Gingrich: “You mean you guys don’t use our constitution?”
Newt Gingrich: All the enthusiasm, none of the understanding
Newt Gingrich: Fuck you!
Dear jerks,
Using me to find out about a product, then booking it infront of me (excluding me from the sale) is a jerk move. Next time, do your own damn research!!
Sincerely yours,
Someone who wants to stay in a job
1 hour into my epic (and probably illegal) 17 hour work shift:
Customer - “Excuse me, someone has thrown up in the female bathroom”
Me - *poker face*
Customer - “Like, REALLY thrown up. Like, everywhere.”
Me - “…right ….I’ll just go deal with that then. Thanks”
This is going to be one long-ass fucking shift!
"Ultimate Enlightenment is found through me."
