Posts tagged with “argh!”

Posted 3 months ago

1 hour into my epic (and probably illegal) 17 hour work shift:

Customer - “Excuse me, someone has thrown up in the female bathroom”

Me - *poker face*

Customer - “Like, REALLY thrown up. Like, everywhere.”

Me - “…right ….I’ll just go deal with that then. Thanks” 

This is going to be one long-ass fucking shift!

Posted 7 months ago
I just can’t watch any violent stuff. I mean, I watch Law and Order because it’s cheap American garbage, but I can’t watch violent stuff
My work-mate’s equally pretentious, fake-hippie friend

This is after a long discussion on what drugs they prefer, the sex they’ve had lately, and what foods they “can’t” eat. All of this is across our reception desk, in front of clients, and next to me. 

I quit! 
Posted 1 year ago

An attractive guy just checked-in at work, wearing a power balance bracelet

I am so torn!