...or something like that

Every so often, I remember I live in a country where there are spiders that eat birds. That is a thing that happens where I live. And don’t even get me started on snakes

I have been working 12 hours days, 7 days a week, for the last 2 weeks. And it will keep up like this until next Friday. All I want is for one day off to lie in bed and spoon naked with Tyler Hoechlin, or nearest offer.
I ask you, is that too much to ask?

I have been working 12 hours days, 7 days a week, for the last 2 weeks. And it will keep up like this until next Friday. All I want is for one day off to lie in bed and spoon naked with Tyler Hoechlin, or nearest offer.

I ask you, is that too much to ask?

"The Sapphires" is due to be released on DVD in the US soon, with a highly altered cover. Gone are the four Aboriginal female stars, moved to the background and colour-tinted to make way for the white, male co-star. 
No matter the reasoning behind the change, the racism and sexism in the “need” to alter the original is worrying. At least I thought so, until the white, male editor from The Age told me it wasn’t.
So relax guys, our little world is all safe and free. We’re not racist or sexist, just "smart".

"The Sapphires" is due to be released on DVD in the US soon, with a highly altered cover. Gone are the four Aboriginal female stars, moved to the background and colour-tinted to make way for the white, male co-star. 

No matter the reasoning behind the change, the racism and sexism in the “need” to alter the original is worrying. At least I thought so, until the white, male editor from The Age told me it wasn’t.

So relax guys, our little world is all safe and free. We’re not racist or sexist, just "smart".

There’s that moment just before you try and create something where you think, “Why are you doing that? No one wants that, and it’s shit, and it’s not worth doing it at all”

Man, fuck that moment….

Ain’t got no gay people on the team. They gotta get up outta here if they do. Can’t be with that sweet stuff.

San Francisco 49ers cornerback Chris Culliver

Whelp, looks like i’m supporting the Ravens tomorrow. No matter how much “sensitivity training and education” you give him, I’m out. Because Fuck That Shit!

Why I need to finish Uni….NOW!!

Wait…. WHAT?!? MY ESSAY IS DUE NEXT FRIDAY?!?!?! SO I’VE BEEN SPENDING ALL MY TIME ON THIS THING AND IGNORING MY FINAL YEAR COMMERCE SUBJECT BECAUSE I GOT THE DATE WRONG?!?! OH COME ON!!!!!!!!

On top of this, why schedule the due date a week into exams. Why not have it due on the first day after swotvac, LIKE EVERY OTHER ESSAY HAS BEEN FOR THE LAST 6 YEARS!!!!!!

"I believe the NRA has been too timid," Mr Gingrich said. He said as president he would submit to the United Nations a treaty extending the right to bear arms to everyone on the planet.


“The Second Amendment is an amendment for all mankind,” he said.

ABC news (Australia)

Newt Gingrich: Hates big government, loves big America.
Newt Gingrich: “You mean you guys don’t use our constitution?”
Newt Gingrich: All the enthusiasm, none of the understanding
Newt Gingrich: Fuck you! 

This is why the travel industry is dying!

Dear jerks,
Using me to find out about a product, then booking it infront of me (excluding me from the sale) is a jerk move. Next time, do your own damn research!!

Sincerely yours,
Someone who wants to stay in a job


1 hour into my epic (and probably illegal) 17 hour work shift:

Customer - “Excuse me, someone has thrown up in the female bathroom”
Me - *poker face*
Customer - “Like, REALLY thrown up. Like, everywhere.”
Me - “…right ….I’ll just go deal with that then. Thanks” 

This is going to be one long-ass fucking shift!

1 hour into my epic (and probably illegal) 17 hour work shift:

Customer - “Excuse me, someone has thrown up in the female bathroom”

Me - *poker face*

Customer - “Like, REALLY thrown up. Like, everywhere.”

Me - “…right ….I’ll just go deal with that then. Thanks” 

This is going to be one long-ass fucking shift!