...or something like that

Big Bang Theory

1. [group seated in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment, with Penny sitting in Sheldon's seat]
2. *Audience is bracing themselves*
3. [Sheldon comes out to greet them.]
4. *Audience draws in huge breaths, preparing to expel the gas in a violent release of pure ecstasy*
5. Sheldon: Excuse me Penny, you are sitting in my spot.
6. *Audience erupts into fits of laughter previously unknown to mankind. The oxygen levels within the studio become exhausted from the monumental bouts of laughter and the audience, still laughing, clammer out into the streets and begin rioting. Rioting is spread across L.A until the episode is aired, four days later martial law is declared within the United States.*