December 2010
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I HAVE TO WORK 7:30AM ON NEW YEARS DAY!!!
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 29th
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An attractive guy just checked-in at work, wearing...
I am so torn!
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Blu-ray Deals: 33 Blu-rays Under $10 | Collider →
I was all set for money until next pay day. Then this happened! I could not…..but I need The Fifth Element on blu-ray!!!!
Dec 28th
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Every so often I remember I’m not a hipster, and I smile
Dec 28th
faggotdogg asked: What the hell kind of job makes you work on Christmas day?
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
Dec 20th
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Movie quotes: Because I don’t care enough to have a real conversation
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
Dec 17th
"Drunk Serbian Tourist Jumps Off High-Dive, Kills... →
Ladies and Gentlemen, this happened! The world just got more awesome! ““Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan. “Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan. The reason...
Dec 17th
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Dear lady on the phone
My name is not James. I never said it was James. Please stop calling me James. Regards, James Dave
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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“Dennō Senshi Porygon”, an episode of the Japanese television series...”
– Wikipedia’s “On This Day” for December 16 Never forget
Dec 15th
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“It’s common knowledge that the mongoose and the snake are mortal...”
– Cracked.com, this is why I love you!
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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More posts up on Velociranga.com →
I’ve publish a few more posts on my blog. Ever wonder what a filibuster is, and what it does? Ever wonder how you can make our country safe while vilifying everyone who looks foreign? Sure you have. So read on, inquisitive minds, read on!
Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
“It’s not the end of the world, but you can see it from here”
– The amazing Director’s Cut trailer for Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
wildfaeries-deactivated20111223 asked: What does velociranga mean/stand for/etc ?
Dec 8th
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Unsatisfactory Progress Your Face!!!!
So I got an email today from the Commerce department about how my results are below the “minimum required for satisfactory progress” and that I am “therefore required to attend an interview with a Student Adviser in the Commerce Student Centre”. No idea what I am going to say in this meeting, or what to do now. So…..yeah….shit!
Dec 8th
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New posts up at velociranga.com →
I’ve thrown a few more blog posts up on my site, including the dangerous rhetoric about Julian Assange and WikiLeaks, how the United Nations is now all about killing gays, and my song of the week post. So go check them out!!! Or, you know, don’t. That’s cool……actually, no. DO check them out!!!
Dec 8th
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Dec 6th
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New blog post: "Citizen Radio: Shaming you into... →
New post up at velociranga.com. I’ve been at home with my parents for a few days, so I have been slack on updating my site. But tomorrow I will be back in Melbourne, spouting vitriol over the UN being dangerously sexist and Meryl Dorey being an heinous bitch. Until then, enjoy me ranting about my favourite podcast!
Dec 6th
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Tumblr is back!!!!!
Thank God!!! I’ve been struggling so much without it. I’ve got so much to tell you guys!!!! ……………ummmm…………ahh………I’m sure I had stuff to say…….. ……..Damn!
Dec 6th
Dec 4th
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Dec 4th
Nietzsche was an idiot
everybodybutus: Would you say “Santa Cluas is dead” or “the Easter Bunny is dead”? No. God will never die because you can’t kill imagination and God is the king of the imaginarium.
Dec 4th
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"How to deal with those crazy illegals, Coalition... →
New post up on my blog, where I look at Opposition immigration spokesperson Scott Morrison’s stupid suggestion to house asylum seekers in an Afghanistan prison. Cause, you know, that country is so safe and all. Also, I look at how both parties are stupid and acting illegally with how they handle refugees.
Dec 3rd
Give me my results!!
Dear University of Melbourne, I understand it is difficult to process all the results for everyone. And I get that failing one or two subjects doesn’t help your processing of everything. But please give me my results. Everyone else seems to have at least some, and I have none. Regards, Dave
Dec 3rd
"Chuck Norris: Real Life Texas Ranger" - IGN.com →
That’s right! This happened! God bless the internet and, I can’t believe I am saying this, God bless Texas!
Dec 3rd
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“It’s like contemporary, right now big city, and we have Dolph Lundgren...”
– Uwe Boll, discuss the plot for his next video game travesty “In the Name of the King 2” I’m torn. On one hand, Uwe Boll is a joke and his films are complete shit. He is fodder for internet jokes and I enjoy this. On the other, he keeps getting money to destroy video games in film...
Dec 3rd
Dec 2nd
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Fuck you Telstra!!!
My home internet is down! I am internet free, except for when I go to work. Why you ask? Because Telstra are dicks, that’s why! It has been down since yesterday morning. So today I call the internet company to get it sorted out. After a 31 minute conversation where we tried to find the problem, we worked it out. A Telstra technician has gone into the interchange and pinched our line,...
Dec 2nd
November 2010
48 posts
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Nov 30th