December 2009
51 posts
New Year's Resolutions
Inspired by Anna’s post.
Raise my Uni grades to an acceptable level
Not fail any subjects
Film at least 2 short films
Write “Jurassic Park: The Musical” (Copyright: Dave Kelly)
Start learning Russian and Spanish
Get fit again
Run 2 successful shows with UMMTA
Act in another play
Save up and travel overseas (even if only briefly)
Have more fun
Short, basic goals....
“Hey Good-Looking, Ecclesiastes 4:11…”
– A Religious pick-up line
“Booth: “Your stomach hurts? Have you tried shooting the...”
– “Ladies and Gentlemen, A Toast!”
Assassins, By Stephen Sondheim
The Best Game in the World!!!
I am proud to live in a word where Slamball is a sport.
“Full-contact basketball, with trampolines”. Sign me up!
Godwin's Law
“The overuse of Nazi analogies in online chatter prompted someone called Mike Godwin to coin Godwin’s Law in 1990: ‘As online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches.’…
..Thanks to the popularisation of Godwin’s Law it is now considered poor form, at least in some online forums, to use Nazi analogies at any...
Memo to neighbouring business
Attn: Business downstairs from my work
Re: Your playing of Justin Timberlake’s “What Goes Around (Comes Around)” on repeat non-stop from 10am to 1pm today
Msg: FUCK OFF!!!!
Life on Mars - David Bowie
It’s a god-awful small affair To the girl with the mousy hair But her mummy is yelling “No” And her daddy has told her to go
But her friend is nowhere to be seen Now she walks through her sunken dream To the seat with the clearest view And she’s hooked to the silver screen
But the film is a saddening bore ‘Cause she’s lived it ten times or more She could spit...
Natalie Portman, Jane Austen and Zombies: together...
“Natalie Portman will star in and produce “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies,” a film that is based on the bestselling book written by Seth Grahame-Smith and Austen. Lionsgate will finance and distribute. Quirk Books published the tome. Though Austen’s name is on the book, Grahame-Smith took the liberty of adding bloodthirsty flesh-eating zombies to the mix. Portman will...
Question on the Weakest Link: “Which 1973 album by Pink Floyd, featuring a cover of a prism with an intersecting line of colour, is called “Dark Side of the …” what”?
20-something contestant: “Umm…Dark Side of the Lines?”
…..WHAT!!!?!?!?! DARK SIDE OF THE FREAKIN’ LINES?!?!?!?!!! COME ON!!!!!!!!!
Things to do over the summer holidays
Find a house
Move into said house
Write Jurassic Park: The Musical
Buy a decent bike
Save up money
Get Fit
Join a fight club
Not talk about said fight club
Kill Spiderman
Learn Mandarin
Eat CC&G (poutine)
Sort out life
The Game
“My album covers are not sexual at all, which was an issue at my record label. I...”
– Lady Gaga
You’re a weird one Gaga, but from time to time, I can’t help but realise how smart you actually are.
