January 2012
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Jan 18th
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Art of the Steal: On the Trail of World’s Most... →
“Cunning, clever, conniving, and creative,” as one prosecutor would call him, Blanchard eluded the police for years. But eventually he made a mistake. And that mistake would take two officers from the modest police force of Winnipeg, Canada, on a wild ride of high tech capers across Africa, Canada, and Europe. Says Mitch McCormick, one of those Winnipeg investigators, “We had never seen anything...
Jan 18th
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Non-vegan: I don't see how you do it.
Vegan: I don't see how YOU do it.
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 5th
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“Plus, you won’t masturbate over a cat. You’ll totally get the house.”
– Me, to my new housemate, talking about upcoming house inspections. Have I mentioned I love my new housemate?
Jan 4th
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December 2011
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Dec 29th
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“Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go.”
– T.S. Eliot Words to live by
Dec 29th
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“Orbotix calls the Sphero a “mixed reality game experience”, but...”
– The Age, “Rolling on the floor, laughing”, 27/12/11 Well, that sentence made my day!
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Food Coma →
I was bored at work and looked up whether the “food coma” I have after big meals is a big thing. Apparently it is… There you go!
Dec 24th
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WORKING CHRISTMAS EVE
keyboardpubes: I don’t FUCKING WANNA. My feelings exactly! Christmas double shift….
Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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Big Bang Theory
[group seated in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment, with Penny sitting in Sheldon's seat]
*Audience is bracing themselves*
[Sheldon comes out to greet them.]
*Audience draws in huge breaths, preparing to expel the gas in a violent release of pure ecstasy*
Sheldon: Excuse me Penny, you are sitting in my spot.
*Audience erupts into fits of laughter previously unknown to mankind. The oxygen levels within the studio become exhausted from the monumental bouts of laughter and the audience, still laughing, clammer out into the streets and begin rioting. Rioting is spread across L.A until the episode is aired, four days later martial law is declared within the United States.*
Dec 21st
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 3rd
November 2011
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Want it so bad!!!
You know when you see job ads and think, “That seems like my kind of job”. This job isn’t my “kind of” job, it is a job MADE for me. A paid job that combines admin, teaching, stage management and flexible hours? HELL YEAH!!! This isn’t a job, it’s my life!! Now, I just need the HR manager to agree that I could make this job my bitch. That’s if HR...
Nov 28th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 20th
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ticklethegreenpear asked: Lovin your work on Syn Dave! But I gotta ask, do you know the guy who reads the news like a world-weary 40-something gin-sodden BBC reporter? Is his voice really like that, or is that an affected-accenty thing?
Nov 19th
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WatchWatch
undertheburningtree: My band Glycerine have just finished recording our new EP The Temporal Seasons. This is the first track entitled ‘Distance Travels’ which is available for a FREE DOWNLOAD here. If you like what you hear kick down to the Worker’s Club Dec 23rd to get your hands on the rest - but for now I hope this will suffice! Get on these guys! No seriously, climb on top of these...
Nov 19th
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“But when a saga popular with pre-adolescent girls peaks romantically on a night...”
–  NPR’s Linda Holmes reviews Twilight Breaking Dawn, Pt. 1 (via diandrabird)
Nov 19th
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October 2011
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“Foster said, “It’s a ‘fuck you’ song to the hipsters in...”
– Mark Foster from Foster the People, talking about his song “Pumped up Kicks” ….he’s trying to be ironic, right? I mean…. He knows his band is so pretentiously hipster…..doesn’t he? Their biggest single is a cheerful pop song about school shootings for...
Oct 31st
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Oct 24th
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keyboardpubes: BRISBANE OR TEHRAN →
keyboardpubes: Queensland’s Attorney-General Paul Lucas has rejected all calls to remove “unwanted homosexual advance” as a murder defence. If I make a pass at a straight guy who freaks out, he’s allowed to kill me and get off with only manslaughter. It’s considered a legitimate provocation. One key reason…
Oct 20th
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Occupy all the Melbourne!!!
So I went down to Occupy Melbourne today. They had just been evicted and forcibly moved from the city square. There was at least 100~150 police officers, most in riot gear. I was nearly trampled by a police horse and I saw a friend get punched in the face. So, yay for Victoria Police!!! I’ll post the photos I took later in the night. They’re not great, and don’t represent the...
Oct 20th
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Oct 17th
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September 2011
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Sep 30th
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“I just can’t watch any violent stuff. I mean, I watch Law and Order...”
– My work-mate’s equally pretentious, fake-hippie friend This is after a long discussion on what drugs they prefer, the sex they’ve had lately, and what foods they “can’t” eat. All of this is across our reception desk, in front of clients, and next to me.  I quit! 
Sep 30th
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Sep 25th
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“You know, a lot of people are curious why I’m a lesbian. Ladies and gentlemen,...”
– JANE LYNCH, on the Emmys (via inothernews) Best. (via popculturebrain)
Sep 20th
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Sep 13th
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