February 2012
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“If you can’t use the word cunt when describing Tony Abbott, when can you use...”
– Josh Thomas (via stkameric)
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January 2012
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That awkward moment when the audition you are attending has a glass wall into the room. And you can see a group of guys audition for the role you want. And they’re all better than you….
Fuck acting, I’m going back to stage managing.
….unless I get in.
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Art of the Steal: On the Trail of World’s Most... →
“Cunning, clever, conniving, and creative,” as one prosecutor would call him, Blanchard eluded the police for years. But eventually he made a mistake. And that mistake would take two officers from the modest police force of Winnipeg, Canada, on a wild ride of high tech capers across Africa, Canada, and Europe. Says Mitch McCormick, one of those Winnipeg investigators, “We had never seen anything...
Non-vegan: I don't see how you do it.
Vegan: I don't see how YOU do it.
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“Plus, you won’t masturbate over a cat. You’ll totally get the house.”
– Me, to my new housemate, talking about upcoming house inspections. Have I mentioned I love my new housemate?
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December 2011
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“Only those who risk going too far
can possibly find out
how far they can go.”
– T.S. Eliot
Words to live by
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“Orbotix calls the Sphero a “mixed reality game experience”, but...”
– The Age, “Rolling on the floor, laughing”, 27/12/11
Well, that sentence made my day!
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Food Coma →
I was bored at work and looked up whether the “food coma” I have after big meals is a big thing. Apparently it is…
There you go!
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WORKING CHRISTMAS EVE
keyboardpubes:
I don’t FUCKING WANNA.
My feelings exactly! Christmas double shift….
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Big Bang Theory
[group seated in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment, with Penny sitting in Sheldon's seat]
*Audience is bracing themselves*
[Sheldon comes out to greet them.]
*Audience draws in huge breaths, preparing to expel the gas in a violent release of pure ecstasy*
Sheldon: Excuse me Penny, you are sitting in my spot.
*Audience erupts into fits of laughter previously unknown to mankind. The oxygen levels within the studio become exhausted from the monumental bouts of laughter and the audience, still laughing, clammer out into the streets and begin rioting. Rioting is spread across L.A until the episode is aired, four days later martial law is declared within the United States.*
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November 2011
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Want it so bad!!!
You know when you see job ads and think, “That seems like my kind of job”. This job isn’t my “kind of” job, it is a job MADE for me. A paid job that combines admin, teaching, stage management and flexible hours? HELL YEAH!!! This isn’t a job, it’s my life!!
Now, I just need the HR manager to agree that I could make this job my bitch. That’s if HR...
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ticklethegreenpear asked: Lovin your work on Syn Dave! But I gotta ask, do you know the guy who reads the news like a world-weary 40-something gin-sodden BBC reporter? Is his voice really like that, or is that an affected-accenty thing?
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Watchundertheburningtree:
My band Glycerine have just finished recording our new EP The Temporal Seasons. This is the first track entitled ‘Distance Travels’ which is available for a FREE DOWNLOAD here. If you like what you hear kick down to the Worker’s Club Dec 23rd to get your hands on the rest - but for now I hope this will suffice!
Get on these guys! No seriously, climb on top of these...
“But when a saga popular with pre-adolescent girls peaks romantically on a night...”
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NPR’s Linda Holmes reviews Twilight Breaking Dawn, Pt. 1 (via diandrabird)
October 2011
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“Foster said, “It’s a ‘fuck you’ song to the hipsters in...”
– Mark Foster from Foster the People, talking about his song “Pumped up Kicks”
….he’s trying to be ironic, right? I mean…. He knows his band is so pretentiously hipster…..doesn’t he? Their biggest single is a cheerful pop song about school shootings for...
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keyboardpubes: BRISBANE OR TEHRAN →
keyboardpubes:
Queensland’s Attorney-General Paul Lucas has rejected all calls to remove “unwanted homosexual advance” as a murder defence. If I make a pass at a straight guy who freaks out, he’s allowed to kill me and get off with only manslaughter. It’s considered a legitimate provocation.
One key reason…